Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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