So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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