But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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