So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
she looked like the before picture.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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