i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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