He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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