the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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