Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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