think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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