he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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