Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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