Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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