I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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