I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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