Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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