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Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

all we need is a web designer

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and a bunch of prostitutes

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(720): View more from Colorado

Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.

(713): View more from Texas

what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.

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(302): View more from Delaware

in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am

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(503): View more from Oregon

If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen

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