Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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