so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
