So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
high people should be assigned attendants
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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