I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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