At least make sure they are 18
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I think I just saw someone hide a body.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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