yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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