Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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