How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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