if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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