so explain again why im purple
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.