Someone shit on the floor
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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