I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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