You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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