He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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