he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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