I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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