I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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