He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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