The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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