are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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