finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
