It's Friday. Sex?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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