No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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