TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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