How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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