how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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