I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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