It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I have post one night stand depression
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
