So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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