PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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