Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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