But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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