I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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