So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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