It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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