I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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