I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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