Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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