I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I am midnight drunk by noon
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
be right there i have to get my cape
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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