I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Someone came in the potted fern
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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