Dual....:-)
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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